Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.

Ring ring… God: Hello this is the religion help line, what is your disbelief? Sinner: I seem to have lost my faith. God: Was your faith installed by an ordained priest or a Catholic Minister? Sinner: Ummm… lets see, I have a confirmation, so it must have been a priest. God: And have you been…

In our search for a suitable pastor, the following scratch sheet was developed for your perusal. Of the candidates investigated by the committee, only one was found to have the necessary qualities. The list contains the names of the candidates and comments on each, should you be interested in investigating them further for future pastoral…

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “I’d like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You’ll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can’t go back as priests. So what else would you like…

To make it possible for everyone to attend church on Sunday, we are proposing to have a special ‘No Excuse Sunday.’

These sentences actually appeared in a church bulletin or were announced in a church service:

It has come to our attention that the pastor you received was shipped with a slight defect: he/she is not psychic. This defect necessitates certain special procedures to ensure optimum performance of your unit.