Two nuns, Sister Marilyn…

Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are travelling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windscreen and begins to masturbate.
“Quick, Quick!” shouts Sister Marilyn. “What shall we do?”
“Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,”says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on.”Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,” says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but still clings on and continues with his hissing and masturbating.
“Now what?” shouts Sister Marilyn.
“Show him your cross,” says Sister Helen.
“Now you’re talking,” says Sister Marilyn……………….
She opens the window and shouts, “Get the f**k off our car you dirty little wanker!”