Two guys were out joyriding when the driver ran a red light. His friend complained, and the driver said, “Don’t worry, that’s the way my brother drives.” Later, the driver ran another red light, and again his friend complained, and again the driver distinctly replied, “Don’t worry! That’s the way my brother drives!” A few miles down the road, the driver comes to a green light and comes to a complete stop. His friend looked over in utter dismay and screamed, “What are you doing, the light is green?!” The driver said, “Yeah, but my brother might be coming the other way.”
