Top Ten Things To…

Top Ten Things To Do During Pet Appreciation Week:1. Lick your dog’s face.2. Get your dog a bone and bury it for him.3. Mark your territory by peeing on the couch.4. Bring your cat a dead bird.5. Make a real effort to learn to purr.6. Spend a day with your head stuck in a bird cage.7. Spend quality time with your pet rolling around in something really awful.8. Sniff your neighbor’s butt.9. Bite the mailman.10. Eat supper on the floor.