Three successful Jewish brothers…

Three successful Jewish brothers compared their wealth by the presents they had recently sent their old mother for her 75th birthday.Shlomo, the oldest, said: “I built a big mansion for our mother.”Moishe, the second, said: “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.”Ira, the youngest, said: “You remember how our mama used to enjoy reading the bible? Now she can’t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the whole bible… Mama just has to name the chapter and verse.”A few days later a letter arrived from their mother.”Shlomo,” she wrote, “the mansion you built is so huge. I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house.””Moishe,” she wrote, “I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes. And that driver – he’s a pain in the tuchas.””But Ira,” she wrote, “the chicken was delicious!”