Three old women are talking about their aches, pains, and bodily dysfunctions. One seventy-five-year-old woman says, “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven, and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.” An eighty-year-old woman says, “My case is worse. I get up at eight, and I sit there and grunt and groan for half an hour before I finally have a bowel movement.” The ninety-year-old woman says, “At seven, I pee like a horse, at eight, I crap like a cow.” “So what’s your problem?” asked the others. “I don’t wake up until nine.”
