Three men languished in…

Three men languished in Purgatory.After a while, they began talking to one another.Eventually, they got around to the age-old question asked by internees everywhere: “Whaddya in for?”The first man sighed, rolled his eyes heavenward and said “Allah forgive me!I am a Moslem, and I once drank beer with my lunch.”The second man looked ruefully at his bound hands and said “May the Master of the Universe be truly merciful!I am a Jew, and I had a ham-and-cheese sandwich for lunch.”The third guy remained quiet for some time, staring at the floor in abject misery.The other two prompted him gently, and finally resorted to shaking him, shouting “Come on man!What did you do that was so awful?”The third guy, choking back a sob, said “I guess I may as well tell you guys… you’ve been so honest with me.I’m an Episcopalian and, God help me, I used the wrong fork!”