Three men go golfing together one day. When they get to the third hole, one said to the other, “How did you manage to get here today past your wife?” The second man said, “It wasn’t easy. I had to promise my wife that I would paint the full house outside. How did you do it?” “Well,” the second man replied, “I promised my wife that I would remodel the kitchen and bathroom.” Then, a few holes later, the first two asked the third man how he got here today. “Easy,” said the third man. “I put my alarm on last night for five thirty this morning, and when the alarm went off, I rolled over, tapped my wife on the shoulder and said, ‘Golf course or intercourse.’ And she replied back, ‘You better take a sweater, I think it’s going to be cold.'”
