Three men are having a conversation about each other’s daughters: an Englishman, a Scottish man, and an Irishman. The Englishman said, “I found a packet of cigarettes in my daughter’s bedroom. I didn’t even know she smokes.” The Scottish man replied, “Well, that’s nothing. I found a bottle of whiskey in my daughter’s bedroom. I didn’t even know she drinks.” Finally, the Irishman said, “Huh! Consider yourselves lucky. The other day I found a packet of condoms in my daughter’s bedroom. I didn’t even know she has a boyfriend!”
