Three Englishmen stopped at a restaurant for a spot of tea. The waiter appeared with pad and pencil.
“I’ll have a glass of weak tea,” ordered the first.
“I’ll have tea, too,” said the second, “but very strong with two pieces of lemon.”
“Tea for me, too, please,” said the third, “but be sure the glass is absolutely clean.”
In a short time, the waiter was back with the order. “All right,” he asked, “which one gets the clean glass?”
