There was this little…

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and –WHACK!!– knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.The great big dude says, “That was a karate chop from Korea.”The little guy gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden –WHACK!!- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, “That was a judo chop from Japan.”So the little guy has had enough of this… He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. He is gone for an hour or so. He returns, and without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and –BONG!!– bangs the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold.The little guy looks at the bartender and says, “When he comes to, tell him that is a baseball bat from Sears.”