Skunk Under the Dress

There was a man and his wife walking down the road on their way home. The wife saw a baby skunk laying in the grass, so she decided to take it home and take care of it. On the way home, they came up to a river. The wife, concerned for the skunk, asked her husband what to do with the skunk so he doesn’t get wet. The husband replied: “Well, stick him up your dress.” The wife, again concerned, asked: “What about the smell?” The husband replied: “Aww, he’ll get used to it.”