There was a blonde,…

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead stranded on an island. The nearest land was about 20 miles away. Well, they’re all getting sick of one another, and the brunette decides to swim the 20 miles to land. So she swims, and swims, and swims, gets about 10 miles, about half way, and she is exhausted. So she puts up her arms…and drowns. The redhead is thinking, “She must have made it!” So she swims, and swims, and swims, gets about 10 miles, about half way, and she is exhausted. So she puts up her arms…and drowns. The blonde is left on the island thinking, “They must have made it!” So she swims, and swims, and swims, and gets 19 miles! She can see the beaches and the tall buildings, but she is exhausted! So she puts up her arms… and swims back to the island. 🙂