There once was a…

There once was a very happy truck driver that was eating in a diner at night. Three motorcyclists came and and proceeded to pick on the truck driver by pouring pepper and salt all over him, spitting in his coffee, and stealing his food. The truck driver didn’t do anything, just stood up, paid his check, and left the diner. “That truck driver sure ain’t much of a fighter,” said one of the cyclists. The girl behind the counter, peering out into the night, added, “He doesn’t seem like much of a driver either. He just ran his truck right over three motorcycles. “