There once was a…

There once was a redneck who decided to buy a chain saw. A logging foreman sold him one that he guaranteed would cut down 15 trees in a single day. A week later, a very unhappy redneck cam back to report that the saw must be faulty. He only cut one tree per day. The foreman grabbed the saw, pulled the cord, and the saw promptly went “Bzzzzzzzz. “”Hey,” demanded the redneck, “what’s that noise?”