There is a man…

There is a man sitting in a bar, sipping on his beer.A guy slides up next to him andsays, “If you woke up in the forest, and your arse itched, and when you scratched it, you got Vaseline on your hand, would you tell anyone?”
“F**k NO!”
“Well, if you reached farther into the crack of your arse and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?”
“F**k NO!”
“Wanna go camping?”