The loudspeaker of the…

The loudspeaker of the big jet clicked on and the captain’s voice announced: “There’s no cause for alarm, but we felt you should know that for the last three hours we’ve been flying without the benefit of radio, compass, radar, or navigational beam due to the breakdown of several important components. So, in the broad sense of the word, we are lost and don’t know in which direction we’re heading. But I’m sure you’ll be glad to know that we’re making excellent time though!