The Hunchback of Notre Dame dies, so they need to find a new bell-ringer. This guy with no arms comes along and says he can do it. “But you’ve got no arms!” everyone explains. He says, “I’ll use my mouth.” So he uses his mouth to ring the bell and goes flying out of the window because the bell is so heavy. He’s lying dead on the ground, and a big crowd gathers. “Who’s that guy?” one person says. “I dunno, but his face rings a bell!”
