Some American fishing enthusiasts…

Some American fishing enthusiasts decided to go an a fishing trip to a really remote lake in northen Canada. A bush pilot flew them in with all their supplies saying he would be back in a week to pick them up. While the fishing was good, after a few days, the men started to itch for female companionship. In fact Bill was so horny he decided to visit a primitive native indian camp down the lake and find a squaw.His friends advised against it as the indians were on their reservation and were protected by the Canadian government. He could risk being arrested by the RCMP, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.Bill was determined however and set out that evening. Two hours later he came back in terrible shape, all bloody and beaten. “What happened” his freinds asked.”FBI got me” Bill mumbled. “You mean the RCMP” asked his friends. No, a F**king Big Indian.