“Mrs. Jones: The Literary Employee”

“So tell me, Mrs. Jones,” asked the interviewer, “do you have any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?”

“Well, actually, yes,” said the applicant modestly. “Last year I had two short stories published in national magazines, and I also finished my novel.”

“Very impressive,” commented the interviewer, “but I was thinking of skills you could apply during office hours.”

Mrs. Jones explained brightly, “Oh, that was during office hours.”