Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb…

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were walking through the forest when Sleeping Beauty turned and said, “I must be the most beautiful girl in the world.”To that, Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest.”And Quasimodo “I must be the ugliest in the world.”With that, Tom Thumb said, “Why don’t we go to Guinness and have them certify us in their book of World Records?”So Sleeping Beauty went in and came out, “I am, I am, I’m the most beautiful girl in the world.”Next, Tom Thumb came out, “It’s official, I’m the smallest in the world.”Finally, Quasimodo came out, “Who the hell is Linda Tripp?”.