Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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The temporary Sunday School…
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor’s study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers…
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“Excuse me, sir.” “Is that…
“Excuse me, sir.” “Is that you again, Moses?” “I’m afraid it is, sir.” “What is it this time, Moses. More computer problems?” “How did you guess?” “I don’t have to guess, Moses. Remember?” “Oh, yeah. I forgot.” “Tell me what you want, Moses.” “But you already know. Remember?” “Moses!” “Sorry, sir.” “Well, go ahead, Moses.…
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An old farmer was…
An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. “You were speeding,” the cop said. “I’m going to have to give you a ticket.” “Yep,” the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies. “These flies sure are terrible,” the trooper complained. “Yep,” the…
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A fellow tries to…
A fellow tries to cross the Mexican border on a bicycle with two big bags balanced on his shoulders. The guard asks, “What’s in the bags?” The fellow says, “SAND!” The guard wants to examine them. The fellow gets off the bike, places the bags on the ground, opens them up, and the guard inspects……
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A dyslexic cop is…
A dyslexic cop is severely reprimanded by his captain because the spelling on his police reports is incomprehensible. “How can you expect anyone to read this! If you file just one more report with any and I mean *ANY* words misspelled, you are going on report!” screams the captain.
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Kentucky:Two men tried to…
Kentucky:Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached…
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