Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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There was this couple…
There was this couple who always had sex for twenty years with the light off. So one night the wife says lets have sex with the light on. The husband says “tomorrow night honey”. That night the wife turns the light on and sees her husband using a cucumber to pleasure her. she screams “You’ve…
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A newly discovered chapter…
A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to “Where do pets come from?” Adam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here and it is difficult for us to remember…
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Sandie lost her husband…
Sandie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression – mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter is constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Sandie says she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately replies, “Mama!…
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Jack was going to…
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He said, “Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my trousers and handed them to your mother, and said, ‘Here – try these on.’ So, she…
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Two bored casino dealers…
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m bottomless.” With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls…
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A married man had…
A married man had a sweet young thing of a secretary and decided to take her to dinner. He called his wife to tell her that he had to ‘work late’ and she said, ‘no problem.’ After dinner they went back to her apartment and had mad sex for hours. On the way home he…
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A wife was complaining…
A wife was complaining to her husband, about how less fortunate she was with her breast size. She wanted bigger boobs. Her husband simply replied: “Rub some toliet paper on your chest, it worked with your butt”
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One night, as a…
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says: “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband,rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. “Do…
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A veterinarian surgeon had…
A veterinarian surgeon had a bad day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals, his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner. After dinner, they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed. At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang.…
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A young man hired…
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.””But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.”Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,”…
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