Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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There were three women…
There were three women speeding dowm a country road. One was a brunette, another a redhead, and the third a blonde. A cop saw them speeding and put on his siren. The three girls pulled over, got out of the car and each climbed up a different tree to hide.The cop pulled over and tried…
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A man took his…
A man took his old duck to the Doctor, concerned because the duck wouldn’t eat. The Doctor explained to the man that as ducks age their upper bills grow down over their lower bills and make it difficult for the animal to pick up it’s food. “What you need to do is gently file the…
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There were these two…
There were these two builders called Pat & Mick who were working on a building site. One day, during their lunchbreak, Pat notices something in Micks lunchbox: “What’s that long silver thing in your box Mick”? “Oh, that, its my Thermos Flask” replies Pat “What’ s a Thermos Flask”? enquires Mick “It keeps hot things…
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All the good knights…
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend ” My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the…
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A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly…
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple’s house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. “What are you doing?” she asked.”I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.”But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.”This is my love dress,”…
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It’s Saturday morning and…
It’s Saturday morning and John’s just about to set off on a round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So John heads back to the clubhouse and phones home. “Hello?” says the little girl’s voice. “Hi,…
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A couple who’s been…
A couple who’s been married for over 20 years were having a fight in the car during a trip for a holiday. After arguing for a moment, they decided to quit talking and silence ruled.Then after a few minutes, they passed some pigs in a farm, all making those horrible noises I don’t know what…
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This young boy was…
This young boy was playing with a dew worm in the yard.His grandfather watching on the porch, yells out to his grandson:”I’ll give you $5 if you can shove that worm back into the hole”.The boy grabs the slimy, slinky worm and tries to shove it in the hole. After about 5 minutes, the boy…
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TRUE BLONDEA young brunette…
TRUE BLONDEA young brunette goes into the doctors office and says that her body hurts whever she touches it. “Impossible”, says the doctor. “show me”.She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.She pushes her knee and screams, she pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches…
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son:daddy daddy why are…
son:daddy daddy why are we pushing the car over a cliff? Dad:shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!You’ll wake grandma.
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