Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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A blowhard Air Force…
A blowhard Air Force major was promoted to colonel and received a brand-new office. His first morning behind the desk, an airman knocked on the door and asked to speak to him. After telling him to come in, the colonel felt an urge to impress the young airman, so he picked up his phone and…
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Professor Papp, turning to…
Professor Papp, turning to woman: Can you believe that the trustees named someone so ugly to be our new dean?Woman: I beg your pardon!Do you know who I am?I’m that ugly man’s wife!Professor Papp: And do you know who I am?Woman: No, I haven’t had the “pleasure. “Professor: Good, then my job’s still safe.
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A burglar entered the…
A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise, took his shotgun downstairs, and pointed the gun at the burglar. He then said gently, “Friend, I mean thee no harm, but thou standest where I am about to shoot. “
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The blind man was…
The blind man was out walking with his Seeing Eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog’s head. Having watched what happened, a passerby said, “Say, why are you patting him?That dog just peed on your leg!””I know,”…
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Walking his blonde date…
Walking his blonde date to the front door, Keith said to her, “Will I see you pretty soon?””What’s the matter,” she asked, hurt. “Don’t you think I’m pretty now?”
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According to statistics, last…
According to statistics, last year over 17 million American families paid a lot of money for things that looked funny and didn’t work. Seven million of these were antiques; the rest were college students.
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An Irishman walks into…
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after…
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A young boy had…
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will…
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“You’re hitting the woods…
“You’re hitting the woods well today, pitty you can’t stay out of them!”
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Backup not found: (A)bort…
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