Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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One day, the owner…
One day, the owner of a very large daily newspaper company walked down the halls and greated one of his workers, “Jones, how long have you been working here?”Jones replied, “Ever since I heard you coming down the hall. “
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Flight attendant: I’m sorry…
Flight attendant: I’m sorry to inform you, Mr. Jones, but we accidentaly left your wife back in Chicago. Man: Thank goodness!I thought I was going deaf!
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“This little computer,” said…
“This little computer,” said the sales clerk, “will do half of your job for you. “Studying the machine, the senior VP said, “Fine, I’ll take two. “
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“Joe,” a teacher reprimanded…
“Joe,” a teacher reprimanded the teenager in the hall, “do you mind telling me whose class you’re cutting this time?””Like,” the young teen replied, “uh, see, okay, like it’s like I really don’t like think like that’s really important, y’know, like because I’m y’know, like I don’t get anything out of it. “”It’s English class,…
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The prominent middle-aged attorney…
The prominent middle-aged attorney was walking in the woods when he heard a booming voice from above say, “You are going to live to be 100. ” That must be God speaking, the attorney thought. Immediately he began doing good deeds, figuring out that he now had ample time to make amends in order to…
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After examining his patient,…
After examining his patient, he informed Mr. Jones, “I’m afraid you only have two months left to live. Do you have any requests?””Yes, I’d like a second opinion. “”Fine. I also think you’re ugly as sin. “
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A blonde girl just…
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is it?””Blind man,” came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes, grabbed her purse, and opened the door. The man’s jaw dropped and he stammered, “Wh-where do you want me to put…
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A man dropped by…
A man dropped by his friend’s house to pay him a visit and was amazed to see him playing a game of chess with his dog. After a few minutes he burst out with, “That’s the most incredible dog I’ve ever seen!””Oh he isn’t so smart,” was the answer. “I’ve beaten him three games out…
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“As you can see,…
“As you can see, class,” said the medical school professor pointing to an X-ray, “this patient limps because his left fibia and tibula are both radically arched. Johnson what would you do in this case?””Well, ma’am,” said the student, “I suppose I’d limp, too. “
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An old penny pincher…
An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside. “I have always heard that you can’t take it with you. But I want to disprove that theory,” he said. “I have $90,000 under my mattress, and when I die, just…
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