Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.

Joe: When I would wear my hand-me-downs to school, all of the boys would make fun of me. Moe: What did you do?Joe: I hit them over the head with my purse.

Wife: When we were younger you used to nibble on my ear. (The husband starts leaving the room. )Wife: Where are you going?Husband: To get my teeth!”

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds. “When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.…

A timid little man in a restaurant carefully touched the arm of a man putting on an overcoat. “Excuse me,” he said, “but do you happen to be Mr. Smith?””No, I’m not!” the man answered impatiently. “Oh. . . er. . . well,” stammered the first man, “you see, I am, and that’s his overcoat…

There were three men in a boat halfway across a lake. The first man suddenly said, “I forgot my lunch. “He then got out of the boat and proceeded to walk to shore on top of the water. Later, the second man got up and said, “I forgot my fishing tackle,” and walked across the…

Newsboy: Extra, extra!Read all about it-two men swindled. Man:Give me one. Say, there isn’t anything about two men being swindled. Newsoy: Extra, extra!Three men swindled.

A teacher came home and slumped in his favorite chair with a dicouraged look. His wife asked hime what was wrong. “You know those aptitude tests we’re giving at the school?Well, I took one today for fun. It’s a good thing I’m the teacher. “

There once was a very happy truck driver that was eating in a diner at night. Three motorcyclists came and and proceeded to pick on the truck driver by pouring pepper and salt all over him, spitting in his coffee, and stealing his food. The truck driver didn’t do anything, just stood up, paid his…

At a lecture series a very poor speaker was on the platform. As he was speaking, people began to get up and leave. It continued like this until there was only one person left in the audience. Finally the speaker stopped and asked the man why he stayed until the end. He replied, “I’m the…

Girl: Did you kiss me when the lights were out?Boy: No…Girl: It must have been that other boy in the corner. Boy, starting to get up: I’ll teach him a thing or two!Girl: You couldn’t teach him a thing!