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“Florida Lottery” Guess what?!?!? I won the lottery..I’m gonna be rich!! I won the Florida lottery! I’m now a multimillionaire! Can you believe it?!? I’m bouncing off the walls here! You see, my ticket doesn’t have the exact winning numbers on it, but I meant to pick those winning numbers. The ticket was very confusing…

Dear Tide, I’m writing to you to say what an excellent product you have. I’ve used it since my college days, when my Mom told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my girlfriend’s house, I spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. She started to berate…

From: The White House To: Albert Gore, Jr. Dear Al: We found some more votes. You won! When do you want to take over? Sincerely, George W. Bush

Priceline.com’s stock soared and eBay created an entire new section on their online auction site to accommodate the US Congress’ overhaul of campaign financial law. Senator John McCain, in a speech from Capitol Hill, praised his fellow Senators’s choice to “name your own price” for Congressional influence. “This is significant legislation that will turn around…

From the law offices of Johnnie Cochrane, Esquire, here are the top ten proposed closing arguments in the matter of the United States v. William J. Clinton: