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  • “Mark 17: The Sin of Lying”

    A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.” The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had […] More

  • “Giraffe on the Floor”

    A man enters a bar with his pet giraffe. They both sit down and he orders them some drinks. After a while, the man and the giraffe both had quite a lot to drink. The man feels it’s time to go home and notices his giraffe passed out on the floor, so he decides to […] More

  • Pager Prank: The Case of Lucille

    One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints about poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best call came from a man who repeatedly […] More

  • “Lawyer Delaying Emergency Landing”

    An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. “All set back here, Captain,” came the reply, “except one lawyer […] More

  • “Divine Deductions”

    A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused […] More

  • “Little Old Lady’s Vibrator Inquiry”

    A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex shop and asked in a quavering voice, “Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l v-v-vibrators h-here?” The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady’s appearance in his shop, answered, “Uh, yes ma’am. We do.” The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about ten inches […] More

  • “Jesus Saves”

    Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, “Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge […] More

  • “Surgeon’s Humor: Easiest Patients”

    Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. The first one said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered.” “I think librarians are the easiest,” said the second. “When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically.” The third surgeon said, “I prefer […] More

  • “Asthmatic, Hemophiliac, Diabetic, Drunk”

    A police officer pulls over a guy who’s been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.” The man says, “Sorry, officer, I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I’ll have a […] More

  • Blonde Emergency Repair Kit

    Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled “Emergency Repair Kit”. Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for. She said, “It’s part of my emergency […] More

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