Giga Jokes

President Clinton was in Baghdad talking about the peace accords. Clinton noticed there were 3 buttons on Saddam’s chair. He didn’t think anything of it at the time. After a few minutes Saddam pressed the first button. Immediately a box popped out in front of Clinton and a boxing glove popped up and punched Clinton […] More

A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, and the bolts that held the wheel on rolled into the sewer. A patient, looking through the fence, suggested that he take one bolt off of the remaining three tires to hold up the new tire until he […] More

Our three previous presidents and the current president found themselves following the famous Yellow Brick Road on their way to meet The Wizard. They were all missing just a little something and figured The Wizard could help them. They meet The Wizard, and he asks each in turn what they need. “Well,” Jimmy Carter says, […] More

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained quiet. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and said, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your […] More

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby, so they went to the congregation and the preacher asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that when the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 5 or 6 children, this started to get expensive, so the congregation […] More

She had been seeing the psychoanalyst for years, pouring out her heart to him twice a week. However, she was making no progress, and the doctor didn’t believe she ever would. “Mrs. Porter,” he said at the end of one session, “do you think these visits are doing you any good?” “Not really,” she said. […] More

Here is the corrected version: Sing it, it sounds better: His baloney has a first name: It’s “I did not inhale.” His baloney has a second name: “I wasn’t getting tail.” He loves to sling it every day, The White House people all just say, That Billy Clinton has a way Of making bullsh*t sound […] More

On doctor’s orders, Melling had moved to Arizona. Two weeks later, he was dead. His body was shipped back home, where the undertaker prepared it for the services. Melling’s brother came in to make sure everything was taken care of. “Would you like to see the body?” the undertaker asked. “I might as well take […] More