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  • “Password Protected”

    While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, “I know Daddy’s password! I know Daddy’s password!” “What is it?” her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied, “Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!” More

  • “Marriage Misconceptions”

    Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man. More

  • “The Abortion Bill”

    President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. “What is it?” yells the President. “It’s this abortion bill, Mr. President. What do you want to do about it?” the aide asks. “Just go ahead and pay it,” responds the President. More

  • “Back Seat Bandit”

    A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!” he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice coming over the line. “Never mind,” he said […] More

  • “Two Engine Train Trouble”

    A large two-engine train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down. “No problem,” the engineer thought, and carried on at half-power. Further on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers about […] More

  • “Spit Stamp Scandal”

    The Post Office briefly considered issuing stamps with Bill and Hillary’s faces on them. However, test marketing verified that customers would spit on the wrong side of the stamps. More

  • “Life Insurance Negotiation”

    “Mr. Clark, I’m afraid I have bad news,” the doctor told his anxious patient. “You only have six months to live.” The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes. Regaining his composure, he apologetically told his physician that he had no medical insurance. “I can’t possibly pay you in that time.” “Okay,” […] More

  • “Cat Scan at the Vet”

    A man takes his dog to the vet and says, “Doctor, I think my dog is dead.” The vet told him to put the dog on the table and then left the room. Soon he came back with a cat. The cat sniffed the dog’s ears, his nose, and then walked all over him. The […] More

  • Blonde Interview Confusion

    A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. ‘So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?’ The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, ‘Ehhhh .. 22!’ The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. ‘And can […] More

  • “Heavenly Roommates”

    The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over the Atlantic Ocean. Tragically, they all died and went to the Pearly Gates together. “Oh, this is terrible,” exclaims St. Peter, “I know you guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of those coincidences that happen.” St. […] More

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