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According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are “unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,” committed by young male repeat offenders who apparently don’t know the first thing about their business. This information was included in an interesting, amusing article titled “How Not to Rob a Bank,” by Tim Clark, which appeared in the 1987 edition of…

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: “May I see your driver’s license?” Driver: “I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.” Officer: “May I see the registration for this vehicle?” Driver: “It’s not my car. I stole it.” Officer: “The…

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy’s window and says, “Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.” The man says, “Sorry officer I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I’ll have…