One day,little Mikey comes…

One day,little Mikey comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not
finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check
her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had
also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked,
heavily into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents
continue as if nothing was wrong.

Mikey watches, and after a couple of minutes asks, “Daddy, can I climb on
and have a horsie ride?” “Of course, Son, we’re a family.” So Mikey climbs on and
after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly. “Hang on
Dad!”, cries Mikey, “this is where the mailman usually falls off!”