On a group of…

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle ofnowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as youmight expect, a shipwreck:2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman,2 German men and 1 German woman,2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman,2 English men and 1 English woman,2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman,2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman,2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman,2 American men and 1 American woman, and2 Irish men and 1 Irish womanOne month later on these same absolutely stunningly beautifuldesert (and deserted) islands in the middle of nowhere, the followingthings have occurred:One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.The two French men and the French woman are living happilytogether in a menage-a-trois.The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternatingvisits with the German woman.The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek womanis cleaning and cooking for them.The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them tothe English woman.The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean,another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, arestaurant, and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant inorder to supply employees for the store.The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicidebecause the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body,thetrue nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, thenecessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sandand palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected heropinion and treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with hermother is improving, and at least the taxes are low and it isn’t raining.The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South andset up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picturebecause it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconutwhiskey.But they’re satisfied because at least the English aren’t having any fun.