“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.” – Henny Youngman
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” – George Burns
“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.” – Henny Youngman
“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.” – George Burns
