Great news! Some of the old favorite singers and bands have re-released their great hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate their aging audience. Some examples include:
– Herman’s Hermits: “Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”
– The Rolling Stones: “You Can’t Always Pee When You Want”
– Creedence Clearwater Revival: “Bad Prune Rising”
– Marvin Gaye: “I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts”
– The Who: “Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication”
– The Troggs: “Bald Thing”
– Carly Simon: “You’re So Varicose Vein”
– The Bee Gees: “How Can You Mend a Broken Hip”
– Roberta Flack: “The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face”
– Johnny Nash: “I Can’t See Clearly Now”
– The Temptations: “Papa Got a Kidney Stone”
– ABBA: “Denture Queen”
– Leo Sayer: “You Make Me Feel Like Napping”
– Commodores: “Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom”
– Procol Harum: “A Whiter Shade of Hair”
– The Beatles: “I Get By With a Little Help From Depends”
