Five tourists in an Audi Quattro arrive at a border crossing. The
customs officer waves them over. “It is illegal to put 5 people in a
Quattro,” he says.
“What do you mean illegal?” asks the driver.
“Quattro means four,” replies the officer.
“Quattro is just the name of the automobile,” the driver retorts. “Look
at the manual; this car is designed to carry five persons.”
“You can’t pull that one on me,” replies the officer. “Quattro means
four. You have five people in your car and you are, therefore, breaking
the law.”
“You idiot!” the driver cries angrily. “Call your supervisor over – I
want to speak to someone with more intelligence!”
“Sorry,” responds the officer, “the Sergeant is busy with two newlyweds
in a Fiat Uno.”
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