Category: Sex

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island. The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day and they allowed him to have Sundays off. One day…

A 75 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and nbring me back a sample tomorrow.” The next day the 75 year old man reappears at the doctor’s office and gives him the jar, which is as…

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in ananimated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them atfirst, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one ofthe men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I comeonce-a-more. Two asses, they…

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don’t have to compliment…

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man says, “Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave…

Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, “That was a very bad mistake.…

A young woman, who was at her father’s funeral, asked her mother, “Mom, how did Dad die?” Her mom replied, “Heart attack.” “What was he doing?” the daughter asked. Her mother said, “Well, we were having sex.” This infuriated the daughter, because they were both 80 years old. The daughter said, “You guys are 80…

An alien and a man were sitting next to each other in a bar. The alien was constantly poking the guy’s cheek and saying, “zzzt!” Finally, the guy got so mad at the alien that he said, “If you do that one more time, I’ll chop your pecker off!” Again, the alien poked his cheek…

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet. After…

A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette. “My God! How long have you been smoking?” screams the father. “Since I lost my virginity,” replies the girl. “You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?” shrieks the father. “I don’t remember,” says the girl. “I was completely…