Category: Sex

“Daddy, where did I come from?” the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared. They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and explained all they thought she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproductions. Then they both sat back…

After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over,pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. “There might be some matches in the top drawer,” she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside…

A man and a woman walk into a doctors office, they tell the doctor that they don’t know how to have sex. The doctor tells the couple, “the man has to stick the longest part of his body into the hariest part of the woman’s body” the doctor then says “go home and have sex…

There’s an Italian, a Frenchman and an Irishman. The Italian says, “When I’ve a finished makina da love with my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy”. The Frenchman replies, “Zat is nothing, when Ah ‘avefinished making ze love with ze…

Superman wakes up one day and realizes that he has done everything he could done in metropolis and he was totally bored. He flies away in search of something to do. Pretty soon he comes across Batman swinging across a few skyscrapers.Superman yells down, “Hey Batman, got anything I can help you with?” Batman shouts…

Sadie and Esther, two elderly widows, are sitting, people-watching, in a Catskill hotel lobby.”You know, ” says Sadie, “I’ve been reading this sex and Marriage book and all they talk about is mutual orgasm; mutual orgasm here, mutual orgasm there, that’s all they talk about.Tell me, Esther, when your husband was alive, did you ever…

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.After the initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep, the woman on the lower bunk, the man on the top.In the middle of the night the man leans over and says, “I’m sorry to bother you…

A mature woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her man’s sex drive. “What about trying Viagra?” asks the doctor. “Not a chance,” says Mrs. Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.” “No problem” replies the doctor. “Drop it into his coffee; he won’t even taste it. Try…

A man boards an airplane, and takes his seat.As he settles in, he glances up and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat.A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him.Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his.Anxious to strike up a conversation, he…

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest, and asked if the priest would hear his confession.”Of course, my son,” said the priest.”Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic, and…