Category: School

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an “A” so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and…

The judge asked the defendant to please stand. “You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw.”From out in the gallery, a man shouts, “Lying bastard!””Silence in the court!” the Judge says to the man who shouted.He turns to be defendant and says, “You are also charged with killing a jogger with…

Two guys were taking chemistry at the University of Alabama. They were so confident going into the final that two days before, they decided to go up to the University of Tennessee and party with some friends. They had a great time. However, they overslept and didn’t make it back to Alabama until the morning…

A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word is “definitely” and its meaning is “absolute, positive, without a doubt.” She asks the class if anyone can think of a sentence with the word in it. She calls on little Susan…

A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word is “definitely” and its meaning is “absolute, positive, without a doubt.” She asks the class if anyone can think of a sentence with the word in it. She calls on little Susan…

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. One of the students said to his friend:”I’m sure he has Petry Syndrome – those people walk just like that.” The other student says: “No, I don’t think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki…

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. The professor emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student’s immediate family.A student…