Category: School

Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard: “One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two.” “Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four.” “Three and three… “

Following questions and answers were collated from recent British GCSE exams (16 year olds)!

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A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?” Johnny answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!” The teacher had…