Category: Religious

One beautiful morning a athiest was walking through the forest, admiring natures surroundings…He looked up and saw the trees swaying in the wind high above him and smiled…He saw the river glisten in the sun twinkle like a new born star and it made him warm inside…He thought to himself that mother nature had made…

Three preachers and their wives were killed in a car accident, upon their arrival at the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter.The first preacher walked up and said” Hello St. Peter, I’m ready to come in”.St. Peter checked his list and said” I’m sorry your name is not in the book.””What!” exclaimed the…

Jesus is crucified, hanging on the cross up on a hill. Below the hill there is a crowd of onlookers, including St. Peter. “Peter! Peter! I need to tell you something” Jesus cries. So Peter, devoted to his Lord, breaks from the crowd towards the hill only to be stopped by a group of Roman…

A sales representative from a major chicken producer is sent on a mission to the Vatican.He meets with the Pope: “Holy Father, my company would like to make a substantialdonation to the Holy Mother Church – but there’s only one condition….””Yes, my son?””We’d like you to authorize changing the Lord’s Prayer from “Give us this…

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at thelocal church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem, myhusband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s veryembarrassing. What should I do?””I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this hatpin with you.I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is…

The Pope and the manager from Taco bell were talking one day and the man goes we will give you one million dollars if you change the lords prayer from bread to taco. The Pope goes no my people in Rome wouldn’t be happy. The man from Taco Bell goes how about one billion dollars?…

A man joining a monestary was told he was to take a vow of silence and was only to be allowed to speak two words every five years.After the first five years had passed he walked into the chambers of the head Monk and said “Bed Hard”, then turned and walked out. After the next…

A black preacher and a white preacher went on a hillside to find out if God was black or white. The white preacher askes, “God, are you black or white”? God responds, “I Am that I Am”. The white preacher says “He’s white”. The black preacher says, “Why do you say that”?! The white preacher…

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle ofnowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as youmight expect, a shipwreck:2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman,2 German men and 1 German woman,2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman,2 English men and 1 English woman,2…

Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in…