Category: Religious

Four Catholic mothers are sitting around bragging about their sons, each of whom is a priest. First mother says, “My son is a monsignor, and when he walks in the room, people greet him ‘Good morning, Monsignor.’”Second mother says, “Well, my son is a Bishop, and people greet him ‘Good morning, your Grace.’”Third mother says,…

Once in a land far, far away there lived a group of people called Trids. The Trids were happy except for the huge ogre that lived on the mountain. The ogre would periodically terrorize the Trids.The Trids tired of the ogre and sought to reason with him.They thought one of their religious leaders would be…

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.Engineer: What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!Doctor: I don’t know but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!Priest: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let’s have a word with him.Priest: Hi George. Say George, what’s…

A century ago, a young student at the great Oxford University in England was taking an important examination in religious studies.The examination question for this day was to write about the religious and spiritual meaning in the miracle of Christ turning water into wine.For two hours he sat in the crowded classroom while other students…

Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.” Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Bubba how about Tom Cruise?””Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.” So Bubba and…

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.Engineer: What’s with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!Doctor: I don’t know but I’ve never seen such ineptitude!Priest: Hey, here comes the greenskeeper. Let’s have a word with him.Priest: Hi George. Say George, what’s…

Father O’Grady is standing at the door after Sunday Mass, when Mary Clancy comes up to him, tears rolling down her face.”Oh Father,” she cries, “I have terrible news!””What is it my child?” She says,”My husband died last night.””Oh Mary,” says the priest, “That’s terrible news. But tell me- did he have any last requests?””Yes…

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.The Pope says, “What can I do?”The Colonel says. “I need you to change the daily prayer from, ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily…

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I…

When Nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. “And so,” says St. Peter, “have you ever had any…