Category: Religious

“Excuse me, sir.” “Is that you again, Moses?” “I’m afraid it is, sir.” “What is it this time, Moses. More computer problems?” “How did you guess?” “I don’t have to guess, Moses. Remember?” “Oh, yeah. I forgot.” “Tell me what you want, Moses.” “But you already know. Remember?” “Moses!” “Sorry, sir.” “Well, go ahead, Moses.…

The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn’t quite remember it. Finally she went to the pastor’s study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial. After the first two numbers…

Three Pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said “You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything–noise, spray, cats–nothing seems to scare them away.” Another said “Yeah, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry. I’ve even…