Category: Political

Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst into the room shouting, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news! Nick asked me to marry him. He is like the biggest hunk in Washington. We are supposed to get married next month.”Bill took Chelsea in the back and said, “Chelsea, your mother, although an ideal administrator…

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed…

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered something in his ear. Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field. The secret service man came running up to him and said, “Mr. President…

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York totalk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him for his name. “Kenneth.” “And what is your question, Kenneth?” “I have three questions: First – whatever happened to your medical health…

Steven Spielberg was busy discussing his new action adventure about famous classical composers. Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger were in the room. “Who do you want to play?” Spielberg asked Bruce Willis. “I’ve always been a big fan of Chopin,” said Bruce. “I’ll play him.” “And you, Sylvester?” asked Spielberg. “Mozart’s the one…

A 10pm curfew was imposed in Baghdad. Everybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot. However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm.”Why did you do that?” the soldier was asked by his superior officer.”I know where he lives,” he replied, “and he wouldn’t have made it.”

Two terrorists are chatting. One of them opens his wallet and flips through pictures. “you see, this is my oldest. He’s a martyr. Here’s my second son. He’s a martyr, too.” The second terrorist says, gently,”Ah, they blow up so fast, don’t they?”

A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.” The father thinks a little and says, “OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let’s say that I’m a capitalist because I’m the breadwinner. Your mother will…

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t hear the question.”Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” the lawyer…

George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.…