Category: Political

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.Both Presidents were…

When President Jaques Chirac retired from public life, the Australian ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honour. At the dinner table Carla Zampatti was talking with Madame Chirac. “Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and International scene for so many years!…

President Clinton steps off Air Force One with a piglet under his arm. An impeccably dressed Marine Guard greets The President, cominh to attention and snapping out a razor-sharp salute. “Welcome back, SIR! Nice pig you got there, SIR!”President: “These here is an Arkansas Razorback that I got for Hillary.Marine Guard: Nice trade, SIR!

Bill and Hilary Clinton were the guests of honor at the World Marching Girl and Drum Majorette Championships in New York.Hilary noticed that Bill had a smile on his face, so she said, ” Well honey, what are you smiling at?”Bill replied, “Honey, if I had another inch, I’d be pretty popular amongst them Marching…

An engineer, an accountant, a chemist and a bureaucrat were bragging about how smart their dogs are.The engineer called to his dog, “T-square, do your stuff”. The dog took out paper and pen, and drew a circle, a squareand a triangle. Everyone agreed he was smart.The accountant called, “Sliderule, do your stuff”. The pooch went…

A young lady goes to a new doctor for an examination, and he discovers that she has crabs. He thinks to himself ,”How am I going to her that she has crabs?”After the exam he tells her to get dressed and meet him back in his office. Once there he proceeds to tell her that…

A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back, complaining that the radio was not working.”Madam,” said the sales manager, “the audio system in this car is completely automatic. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to, and you will hear exactly…

A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only reason you were elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father.” “That notion is ridiculous!” mocked George Jr. “It doesn’t matter how powerful the man is. He was only allowed to vote once!” .

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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, “Earthquake!” The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall…