Category: Political

During his visit to the United States the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour, as scheduled, the meeting went on for two days. Finally, a weary President Clinton emerged to face the waiting news media. The President was smiling and announced the summit was a resounding success. He said he and…

“Bill Clinton’s official portrait was unveiled at the White House yesterday. Don’t kid yourself, there’s already trouble. Yesterday, Clinton’s portrait was caught hitting on Dolly Madison’s portrait.” —David Letterman

“The Bushes hosted their predecessors at the White House yesterday, for the official unveiling of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s White House portraits. The occasion moved the current commander in chief to a rare show of gracious bi-partisanship. … Bush then handed the mic over to Clinton. It’s been a long time since this skilled orator…

“Former President Bush parachuted with an Army Ranger holding him so he wouldn’t get hurt on his 80th birthday. This is the same method they use when his son rides a bike.” —Craig Kilborn

“I guess the people I feel worst for are Carter and Ford. Because they have to be watching all this thinking, we’re not getting that.” —Jon Stewart, on media coverage of Ronald Reagan’s death

“President Bush has returned after remembering D-Day. Or, as it was known in his house, report card day.” —Jay Leno

Why did Clinton name his dog Buddy? He felt uncomfortable saying “Come Spot!”

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Clinton came on the TV. After a few sips he looked up at the screen and mumbled, “Now there’s the biggest horse’s arse I’ve ever seen.”Immediately a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over, decked him, and…

A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service workers. Dubya asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box. The little boy said, “Republicans.” The President beamed, patted the boy on the head, and said,…