Category: Political

From: The White House To: Albert Gore, Jr. Dear Al: We found some more votes. You won! When do you want to take over? Sincerely, George W. Bush

Dear Tide, I’m writing to you to say what an excellent product you have. I’ve used it since my college days, when my Mom told me it was the best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my girlfriend’s house, I spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. She started to berate…

“Florida Lottery” Guess what?!?!? I won the lottery..I’m gonna be rich!! I won the Florida lottery! I’m now a multimillionaire! Can you believe it?!? I’m bouncing off the walls here! You see, my ticket doesn’t have the exact winning numbers on it, but I meant to pick those winning numbers. The ticket was very confusing…

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W. approached the man and inquired, “Aren’t you Moses?” The man ignored…

What happens when a president gets elected in years ending with zero (which of course happens only every 20 years)?