Category: Political

One day President Bush was visiting Queen Elizabeth and she decided to take him for a tour of London in the Royal Carriage. The carriage was being pulled by six Royal Stallions and one of them suddenly passed gas. It sounded like a 21-gun salute it was so loud! The smell permeated the inside of…

“Daddy,” a little girl asked her father, “do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once upon a time’? “”No, sweetheart,” he answered. “Some begin with ‘If I am elected.’”

George Bush and Colin Powell were sitting together at a bar. The bartender was surprised to see them and walked over to them. “What are you guys talking about?” he says to them. “Well,” Bush respones “We were just talking about WW3. We are gonna kill 40 million Iraquies and one blonde with an amazing…

An african ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer. On the last day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, “As your stay is coming to an end,…

Bill and Hillary Clinton went out to dinner and when the waiter came to take their order, he asked Bill how he wanted his steak, she replied, “medium.” Then the waiter said, “how about your vegetable?” Bill replied, “Oh, she can order for herself.”