Political

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W. approached the man and inquired, “Aren’t you Moses?” The man ignored […] More

“Florida Lottery” Guess what?! I won the lottery! I’m gonna be rich!! I won the Florida lottery! I’m now a multimillionaire! Can you believe it?! I’m bouncing off the walls here! You see, my ticket doesn’t have the exact winning numbers on it, but I meant to pick those winning numbers. The ticket was very […] More

During his visit to the United States, the Pope met with President Clinton. Instead of just an hour, as scheduled, the meeting went on for two days. Finally, a weary President Clinton emerged to face the waiting news media. The President was smiling and announced the summit was a resounding success. He said he and […] More

A man went to a doctor and said he wanted to be able to get a job at the local Post Office, but unfortunately, he was too smart. The doctor asked him his IQ, and when he gave a three-digit reply, the doctor told him that the procedure would have to involve the removal of […] More

Clinton died and went to heaven – or to be more accurate – approached the Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates, St. Peter appeared. “Who goes there?” inquired St. Peter. “‘Tis I, your lordship, President Bill Clinton.” “And what do you want?” asked St. Peter. “Lemme in!” replied Clinton. “Soooo,” pondered Peter. “What bad […] More

“Former President Bush parachuted with an Army Ranger holding him so he wouldn’t get hurt on his 80th birthday. This is the same method they use when his son rides a bike.” – Craig Kilborn More

“The Bushes hosted their predecessors at the White House yesterday for the official unveiling of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s White House portraits. The occasion moved the current commander-in-chief to a rare show of gracious bipartisanship. Bush then handed the mic over to Clinton. It’s been a long time since this skilled orator spoke in the […] More

A kid was sitting on his lawn with a box of puppies one morning. George Bush was on his morning run, accompanied by some Secret Service workers. Dubya asked the boy what kind of puppies were in the box. The little boy said, “Republicans.” The President beamed, patted the boy on the head, and said, […] More

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living […] More

President Clinton steps off Air Force One with a piglet under his arm. An impeccably dressed Marine Guard greets the President, coming to attention and snapping out a razor-sharp salute. “Welcome back, SIR! Nice pig you got there, SIR!” President: “This here is an Arkansas Razorback that I got for Hillary.” Marine Guard: “Nice trade, […] More

The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They […] More

An engineer, an accountant, a chemist, and a bureaucrat were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The engineer called to his dog, “T-square, do your stuff.” The dog took out paper and pen and drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed he was smart. The accountant called, “Sliderule, do your stuff.” […] More